Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, September 24, 2006

New shoes are bound to cause blisters

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Some people like to tell me that I've changed now that I've become a mother. They say this gleefully, as if they always knew my soft...
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Tantrum yoga

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She wanted to draw. After breakfast, before work, she wanted to "draw a pisher." But there wasn't time. Her body is board stra...
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Sunday, September 10, 2006

A fair to remember

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There was a time (exactly a week ago last year in fact) that Ittybit's love for barnyard animals was trapped inside the pages of her sto...
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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Something change doesn't change

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Growing up in the northeast, and now raising a child here, it shouldn't shock me to learn I have a special fondness for places that remi...
Sunday, August 27, 2006

When push comes to shove

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"Mama, don't push me," Ittybit says sternly as I interrupt her latest game of "King of the Mountain" (my shoulders b...
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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Eyes wide open

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"My daddy was a baby, too," Ittybit tells the nice woman, who takes our paperwork and searches for any spaces left blank. "Th...
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Secret handshakes and all

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"We have to stop meeting like this," I laughed. But his cherubic face and Panama hat were a magnetic combination. He giggled...
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Sunday, August 06, 2006

Next time I think I'll just spell

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"We'll that’s not appropriate for toddlers," I say as I switch off the television blaring "The Sopranos," a video th...
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Sunday, July 30, 2006

It's all fun and games until someone loses a pie

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The following are step-by-step instructions on how to make a strawberry tart with a toddler. (It is alternately known as a drinking game for...
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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and parades are from hell

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Some days the idea of beating my head against a brick wall until my brain oozes out my ears doesn’t seem so bad. It certainly would feel bet...
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Sunday, July 16, 2006

Just smile and nod

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It was a cause célèbre in the newsroom. Everybody wanted a piece of the Joe. Bruno, that is. Senate Majority Leader . Third man in the room ...
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Sunday, July 09, 2006

The hard work of being neighborly

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I peered into the mailbox all squinty-eyed and disbelieving. It was empty. For the first time in as long as I can remember, 12 pounds of fly...
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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Simple substitution: Dad, it's your turn

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"Don't be fooled," I tell myself as I look at Ittybit's face over the mountain of bath toys, gearing up for our daily stru...
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Sunday, June 25, 2006

The trouble with some women (like me)

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Driving over the bridge, with nowhere to go but onto the highway, the crazy antics of the guy in the pickup truck next to me made my heart ...
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Sunday, June 18, 2006

How did I wind up on their SH*! list?

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How did I wind up on their S#*! list? SPAM that is. All week long I've been getting e-mails from a former college buddy I haven...
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Sunday, June 11, 2006

The winds of change

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I remember when I felt time was just standing still. Ten years after college ended, I was still wearing my ratty Levis with the worn knees a...
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Sunday, June 04, 2006

And now ... ve DAUNCE!

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"Ow! OW! OWWWW!" My husband is yelling and dancing around the house in a towel again. "You know we should really get a disco ...
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Sunday, May 28, 2006

My own private river in Egypt

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Denial is not just a river in Egypt it's also a highway in New Jersey, a bridge over the Mohawk and a twice annual argument over the mar...
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Soap scum and impulse control, who needs it?

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My husband tries to pretend as if he's immune to consumerism. He acts as if he's been vaccinated against caving in to impulse items ...
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Sunday, May 14, 2006

WARNING: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

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I’m going through a phase in my own development in which I am repeatedly forced to ponder the primordial and often painful parental question...
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