Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, December 31, 2006

New Year's resolutions: But first a word from our sponsor

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Sometimes your resolve just isn’t strong enough, and a resolution is in order ... Dear Ittybit, All the books say BABIES should NEVER under ...
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Sunday, December 24, 2006

With a blink and a nod, Merry Christmas

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I was reminded recently of all the earthy-crunchy, we-are-parents-hear-us-roar mantras that swirl around raising children these days when I ...
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Sunday, December 17, 2006

The mother of all fears

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It's official. According to a Danish study, motherhood can make you crazy. The study, based on medical records of 2.3 million people ove...
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

We've got another mouth to feed -- and it's king sized

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We recently purchased the first REAL bed of our together life. IT'S HUGE. HUGE I tell you. See, my husband's been itching to get a k...
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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Spirit of the season ... or something

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My husband and I don't really speak to each other in transit. We could sit side by side in a car for four hours and the only words utte...
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Sunday, November 26, 2006

I'll never eat penguin again

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We arrived an hour early but still the line snaked out of the theater, past the ticket booth and down the hall. "Why do we do this to o...
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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Do they have preschool night courses for mommies?

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If you ever want to feel the true weight of your dreadful parenting skills pressing down upon you, spend the day at a pre-school. I promise ...
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Sunday, November 12, 2006

Fighting the system for mine and yours

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Phleff, phleff, phleff. Eeeeeeeeeerrrrr. Scrabble scrabble. Click. Click. The sound you didn't hear, dear readers, was me dusting off my...
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Sunday, November 05, 2006

Paging Dr. Google ... paging Dr. Google ...

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What did our moms do without the Internet? I've been wondering about this a lot lately as I have taken to parenting via Google. Ideally...
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Sunday, October 29, 2006

The twain meets, we just won't admit it

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Why is it that Packrats and Would Chucks often dwell in the same habitat? Is it because during the first blush of romance the female Would C...
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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Muppets get their marching orders

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Another piece of sage advice that I disregarded: Never, under any circumstances buy toys in a child's presence. The idea is that if you ...
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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Variety is the spice of life

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Recently the husband and I, with grand-parental intervention, stepped out for a night on the town. Alone. A friend of ours was having a c...
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Sunday, October 08, 2006

Good cop, bad cop ... or accomplice?

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I've seen the future, and her mother is wearing thigh-high go-go boots and short shorts, too. Standing on the street corner with a boy I...
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Sunday, October 01, 2006

Yard Sale - The totally authorized biography

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At 7 a.m. I was out on the curb, shuffling bags of baby clothes and other stockpiled detritus from the couch in my abandoned office to tabl...
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Sunday, September 24, 2006

New shoes are bound to cause blisters

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Some people like to tell me that I've changed now that I've become a mother. They say this gleefully, as if they always knew my soft...
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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Tantrum yoga

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She wanted to draw. After breakfast, before work, she wanted to "draw a pisher." But there wasn't time. Her body is board stra...
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Sunday, September 10, 2006

A fair to remember

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There was a time (exactly a week ago last year in fact) that Ittybit's love for barnyard animals was trapped inside the pages of her sto...
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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Something change doesn't change

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Growing up in the northeast, and now raising a child here, it shouldn't shock me to learn I have a special fondness for places that remi...
Sunday, August 27, 2006

When push comes to shove

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"Mama, don't push me," Ittybit says sternly as I interrupt her latest game of "King of the Mountain" (my shoulders b...
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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Eyes wide open

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"My daddy was a baby, too," Ittybit tells the nice woman, who takes our paperwork and searches for any spaces left blank. "Th...
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