Exiled In Toyland
Saturday, August 25, 2007

I should have known better

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I'm back in high school. At my age it's just humiliating to have to return because of a mistake. It seems I am one credit short of g...
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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Bumper crops and floating holidays

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Have you heard about August 8th? That would be "National Sneak Some Zucchini On Your Neightbors' Front Porch" night. Easily on...
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Sunday, August 12, 2007

A bridge to nowhere

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As I got to the midway point beads of sweat collected on my forehead. Ten years ago one winter I'd reached this very spot on the bridge ...
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Sunday, August 05, 2007

Just keeping up with the Jones'

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When my husband asked me if I heard about the new study that claims obesity is a social disease, my first response was "I don't buy...
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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Dog is my co-pilot

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Before the engine stopped the door of the house swung open and she was headed my way, arms outstretched. My mother-in-law didn't need to...
Sunday, July 22, 2007

Making acquaintances

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I just wanted to get through the checkout line. It was the first time I'd been away from Champ in nine months and three weeks and I want...
Sunday, July 15, 2007

The name game

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Where has my baby gone? It seems as if Ittybit has grown up overnight. The three days I was away in the hospital, lounging around in the oh-...
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Sunday, July 08, 2007

Getting around any way you can

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I'm typing one-handed from bed. This time around I find the 'mothering' aspects of newborn life to be relatively easy while the...
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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Catching up with 'The Family'

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When the television went black on Sunday, June 10, I hauled my 9-month pregnant body off the couch, waving my arms in protest. “I can’t beli...
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Sunday, June 24, 2007

And all their fears wash away ...

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"I have bad news and I have worse news," the man on the telephone said. It was the furniture store calling to tell me that the dre...
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Smiling all the while

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I am a worrier. Some people call me a hypochondriac, but I just think I’m extremely sensitive to minute physical changes. Of course, you ge...
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Sunday, June 10, 2007

What's in your Mouskatoolbox?

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If you have the misfortune of suffering through Playhouse Disney’s "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse" on Sunday mornings (like I do) you alr...
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Chiropracty is the new black

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"That's definitely a foot," the doctor laughs as she pushes on the left side of my abdomen. "And I think he's moved i...
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Sunday, May 27, 2007

A magician for all seasons

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The conjurer was cunning. Dressed in khaki slacks and a checked shirt, he didn’t much look like a magician at all. His act was missing all t...
Sunday, May 20, 2007

How to tell if you need retail therapy

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Repeat after me: Don't get attached to things. Let things attach to you. Say it again with me. You can't go to Target and swing a ...
Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day! How about a contest?

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BUT FIRST ... A word from our sponsors ... DEAR EXILED IN TOYLAND READERS ... In case you weren't aware, Exiled in Toyland is a place w...
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Sunday, May 06, 2007

What light through yonder window breaks?

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My daughter comes into our bedroom almost every morning at 6 a.m., stands by MY side of the bed and claps her hands twice. I startle awake. ...
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Sunday, April 29, 2007

Rad mommy ... I mean Bad MOMMY!

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Apparently I've lost my moral compass. I know I had one. It was here somewhere, buried under the stacks of unopened junk mail in the kit...
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Sunday, April 22, 2007

Prevention may not be the cure

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I've heard it a million times: "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." But lately I've been wondering if that o...
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Sunday, April 15, 2007

A second pregnancy unlike the first

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A friend of mine recently relayed a story about how, at 27 weeks gestation with her second child, she'd attended her first prenatal yoga...
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