Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, March 29, 2009

The way nature intended (patent pending)

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My husband and I were perfectly happy with our standard-issue; single-setting; no fuss, no muss; fixed shower head. It was roughly the diame...
Sunday, March 22, 2009

Having sleepless nights over sleepless nights

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The Champ’s room is empty save for a trundle bed bought for a handful of dollars at a yard sale and a corner dresser filled with clothes he’...
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Sunday, March 15, 2009

If you're looking for me, I'll be where the sun doesn't shine

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Daylight Saving Time always makes me want to go into hibernation. It’s not that more daylight isn’t welcome or that I’m sad to see winter m...
Sunday, March 08, 2009

Some ground rules for 'Goodwill Hunting'

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Ever since college (when I was trying to make the nightclub money stretch as far is humanly possible) I’ve had a thing for Goodwill Hunting ...
Sunday, March 01, 2009

A mother's day begins at the crack of covers

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Cold. Air. Ittybit has pulled the covers off my bedraggled head and now she’s screaming into the sheets. "Mom. Get. Up." "No....
Sunday, February 22, 2009

Running away never gets you that far

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I didn't even know she was upset; she was chattering away as I was poking around in the paper bags my husband had brought in from their ...
Sunday, February 15, 2009

Home (show) is where the heart is

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Sundays used to be all fun and games around our house. But to hear them tell it, the day had not gone well. It had started out fine: She’d g...
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Sunday, February 08, 2009

Motherhood magic: Being in two places at once

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A small room in the Time & Space Limited warehouse contained all the magic a one-year-old could want: Crayons, markers, bottle caps, pap...
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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Holding back isn’t leaving behind is it?

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February is an angst-ridden time for parents of the soon-to-be post preschool set. In February, kindergarten registration looms large. It ma...
Sunday, January 25, 2009

When the Golden Rule goes against the grain

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It was a joke the adults got immediately. It was a novelty: a roll of toilet paper printed with the likeness of the 43rd U.S. President. At ...
Sunday, January 18, 2009

Welcome to Hell ... social networking included

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I’d like to introduce Jenny, Ittybit's virtual pet Webkinz. Jenny's pseudo real-life counterpart, a stuffed dachshund toy, has been...
Sunday, January 11, 2009

Perhaps I should skip riding that bike

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In order to observe a clear example of what the opposite of athletic looks like, all one had to do was be standing on the top of a particula...
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Sunday, January 04, 2009

Sometimes all you need is one small change

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Lately I’ve been feeling as if people around me are cheerleading in a kind of Paul Revere fashion as the hours close in on another year. The...
Sunday, December 28, 2008

How do you spell fun? We spell it S.K.A.T.E.

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“She certainly knows what she wants,” said the manager of the Skate Factory. Ittybit was standing in front of her, rearranging the order of ...
Sunday, December 21, 2008

Holiday logic and Murphy's Law collide

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I've been laughing at folks who tell me being without electricity for five days last week effectively put us back in the 1700s. I laughe...
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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sugared snow dusts the houses of tradition

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She was all ready to get started. She’d cast off her coat, hat and gloves and was eager to take a seat next to one of the fragrant gingerbre...
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Sunday, December 07, 2008

Retailers may feel Scrooged, but the kids won’t notice

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I’m standing under the warm glow of our new, seven foot-tall Blue Spruce Christmas tree, cursing. The Champ just ran over my foot with the b...
Sunday, November 30, 2008

An Ittybity Gift Guide

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If you spent Black Friday as I did — hunkered down over my computer screen, wishing the fairies of consumerism would just kill me already an...
Sunday, November 23, 2008

Twitter may really be for the birds

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I was probably knee-deep in laundry or inspecting the insides of my eyelids last weekend when the social-networking site known as Twitter ex...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Living in another city of brotherly love

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Ittybit loves her brother. Sometimes she loves him a little too much. Sometimes I have to exile her to her room for a little while so she ca...
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