Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, November 29, 2009

Tooth fairy has toughest job of all magical beings

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I couldn’t look at her. Just the sight of Ittybit wiggling her loose tooth made my stomach flip on end. With the crooked tooth dangling mid-...
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Before we cast stones, let’s look at science

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Whenever something new challenges conventional wisdom or standard practice, sparks will fly. That’s what happened this week after a federal ...
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

We all have a little ‘Max’ inside

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In the dark, I sat next to my daughter, hissing a threat: “If you DON’T calm down, I WILL take you out of this theater and we WILL go home.”...
Sunday, November 08, 2009

When in doubt, blame the cat

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My father phoned the other day to report on a report about my son that he’d gotten from his town’s librarian. Every Wednesday, you see, our ...
Sunday, November 01, 2009

Imaginations made doll larger than life

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Barbie qualified for her AARP card this year and so many people wish she'd just retire already. Feminists I know have told me that Barbi...
Sunday, October 25, 2009

Slamming our heads against the wall has different meaning in October

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Slam. Slam. Slam. Slam. I peek into the playroom. I can see Ittybit’s legs pressing down on the bed of the metal dump truck … and then lifti...
Sunday, October 11, 2009

Anyone can help a kid have 'A Better Bedtime'

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A few years ago a moms’ group I belonged to on the internet hosted an autumnal meet-up. In preparing for the fall event some mothers travele...
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Sunday, October 04, 2009

Parents should really listen when they're talking to themselves

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Lately it seems as if I'm talking to myself. “Please get some socks.” “It's time for school, please put your shoes on.” “The bus is ...
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Getting in on social event of the season

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All she wanted to know was if there would be kids at Amah's and Papa's block party. I wasn't sure. I thought of all the people I...
Sunday, September 20, 2009

Not a chip of the old (auction) block

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I love the idea of yard sales. I adore that on specific days of the year folks can browse the front yards of their neighbors and purchase th...
Sunday, September 13, 2009

All parents feel sting of 'Walmart slap'

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To be honest, watching the media implode with anger and stunned disbelief that a stranger would strike a crying child in a Georgia Walmart s...
Sunday, September 06, 2009

Cat tales: A pet saga in two parts

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MEETING THE ‘FELION’ If it wasn't for the thin tinkling of a metallic vaccination tag against the clasp of an elastic collar, I'd...
Sunday, August 30, 2009

An open letter to a kindergartner

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Dear Ittybit, The summer is scooting by. I hadn’t been paying attention as most mornings have been encased in a cold crust and me in the des...
Sunday, August 23, 2009

'Staycation' has new meaning for mom

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We returned from our vacation in Maine one person short. Despite having numerous conversations with my husband all summer long wherein I pon...
Sunday, August 16, 2009

The first, official test of primary school is for parents

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I knew it was coming: The letter that would send me off the deep end. When it arrived, I could tell by its thickness that the legal-sized en...
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Saturday, August 08, 2009

Moving at a snail's pace

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I found it difficult to look at the "big picture" as we moved our home to a new house. Whenever you endeavor to do something that ...
Sunday, August 02, 2009

One can only be a girl on her way for so long

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Whilst driving home from work recently I was forced to realize a truth that is only surprising to me: I am middle-aged. Oh, this little pest...
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Sunday, July 26, 2009

If only moving house and home was literal

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I know I shouldn't complain about the toils of moving, seeing as how I have not personally schlepped a box from one house to another in ...
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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Throwing marriage out with divorce is like throwing baby out with bath

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I was all ready to pick up and hurl the first stone as Atlantic Monthly essayist Sandra Tsing Loh metaphorically suggested in her painfull...
Sunday, July 12, 2009

Parenting pitfalls are rarely so black and white

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My husband doesn’t like to be The Bad Guy, the one who always says ‘no.’ He feels he’s been pushed into wearing the black hat by Yours Truly...
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