Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, January 27, 2013

Nursery magic

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It was as fine a specimen of fluff-filled horseflesh as any. Fully three-feet tall, the butterscotch-colored mare was still ...
Sunday, January 20, 2013

Just remember: 'arsenal' begins with 'arse'

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I have to admit being a tad irritated at the gun folks who want to protect assault weapons. It's the principal of the th...
Sunday, January 13, 2013

Oh, Oh, Dream Weaver

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I'd like to know who casts the actors in my dreams. Seriously. We need to have a chat. And the scripts? The weird assortme...
Sunday, January 06, 2013

May all your New Tears be happy

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All week long I kept typing it: “Happy New Tears.” I blamed my great, big fingers trying to work the tiny phone keyboard for the ...
Sunday, December 30, 2012

Holiday sequels and other misfortunes

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In the glow of the tree's Light Emitting Diodes, Ittybit's cheeks blazed crimson and her eyes glistened … Her brother was alr...
Sunday, December 23, 2012

What children believe, we can deliver

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I hadn't expected to bring my kids to school that day. I'd planned to send them off with the bus just as I had every Mond...
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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Fruit salad

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My head was spinning. There we were, the four of us, driving to the mall to do the unthinkable: purchase an electronic table...
Sunday, December 09, 2012

It's not in the book

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The boy has circled every toy in the catalog. Every. Single. Toy. Each one is ringed in a different color. Red, it seem...
Sunday, December 02, 2012

First clue

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First clue: Ittybit was unusually quiet. The kind of quiet I remember vividly from my youth. The kind of quiet that usually means hur...
Sunday, November 25, 2012

Fingers crossed

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My kids jumped around me as if on springs. “Did you see me cartwheel?” asked one. “Did you see me do a headstand?” the other interjected....
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