Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, December 29, 2013

Parrot Eyes by the Dashboard Lights

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I have a tendency to get a little lost in translation. It's not uncommon. Eddie Money didn't sing: “I've ...
Sunday, December 22, 2013

Yes, Ittybit, there is a Santa Claus

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“She's waiting for you,” my husband said when I got home. It was long after bedtime, and she couldn't sleep. “Something happened ...
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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Running partner

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It's 27 degrees. The sun is shining. And I am wearing Spandex. I try to ignore how many ways this combination is wrong as I searc...
Sunday, December 08, 2013

Guessing games

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It's always a guessing game. “What animal are you thinking of,” she asks, beginning the hour-long car ride, which will b...
Sunday, December 01, 2013

Defying the laws of tradition

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The wind was cutting when she got off the school bus – coat slung over one arm, balancing what only seemed like all of her Earthl...
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Sunday, November 24, 2013

Cutting and mustard

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My husband stands at the kitchen counter, looking lost. He doesn't know how to cut the sandwich. Diagonal? Perpendicular? Does he lik...
Sunday, November 17, 2013

You've come a long way, baby … but maybe not as far as you think

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I started watching "Mad Men" recently. I know what you're thinking: It's been six years! What took you so ...
Sunday, November 10, 2013

New car smell

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“If I were a dog I would be riding with my head out of the window right now,” the Champ said emphatically … but in disgust. ...
Sunday, November 03, 2013

A tale of two cities

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I'm not sure what I was thinking … taking the kids to New York City for a weekend. Oh sure, I had envisioned that we...
Sunday, October 27, 2013

Blast from the past …

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My Facebook is blinking. It's practically pulsating with a red alert that reveals someone has “tagged” me in some old picture they...
Sunday, October 20, 2013

Tick or treat?

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I used to love ladybugs. They seemed like bright red dots of happiness punctuating the garden, protecting it from the evil aphid mara...
Sunday, October 06, 2013

Identity crisis

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The question left me momentarily speechless. My shoes were off, my clothes were folded neatly on a chair and the woman readi...
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Sunday, September 29, 2013

No pain, no pain

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The worst pain I can recall (prior to childbirth) I suffered when I was 17. A half-dozen people (I can barely remember now)...
Sunday, September 22, 2013

Omens and omissions

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My husband doesn't believe in signs. Even the posted ones – the ones that clearly translate important information such as speed limit...
Sunday, September 15, 2013

Sins and sons

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I see little boys everywhere. Happy little boys who look like mine. Little boys who wear the same clothes day in and day out...
Sunday, September 08, 2013

Gone around the bend

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The man's expression was transparent. His half smile and head tilt were as clear as the words that formed through silent lips: ...
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