Exiled In Toyland
Sunday, February 22, 2015

Quid pro quo

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People for Less Unrest in Marriage (PLUM) -- a completely imaginary think tank developed and contained within the folds of my min...
Sunday, February 15, 2015

Dieter's dilemma

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She didn't even sense the danger as she sat there in the living room, dipping her hand into an open bag of snacks. Over ...
Sunday, February 08, 2015

Ski bummer

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I lovehate the family ski weekend. The second annual of which swooshed down its southern Vermont mountain of ice and gale-fo...
Sunday, February 01, 2015

Bricks and mortar

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She huffed and puffed and rolled her eyes but alas, her mother had become a brick house. Immovable. “You're so mean!” th...
Sunday, January 25, 2015

Grub kind of rhymes with Ugh

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I grunted. Couldn't help it. Honestly.  There we were, waiting in line at a sandwich shop for an out-of-the-ordinar...
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Sunday, January 18, 2015

Zombification

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Zombification. Bat, bat, bat. Purrrrrrrrrr. It starts with soft paws at first, then a sandpapery tongue. Can you ...
Sunday, January 11, 2015

Unspeakable

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Most mornings, I wake up to the sounds of breakfast already in progress: Pans shifting on the stove, cereal tumbling into hard pl...
Sunday, January 04, 2015

Great expectations

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I knew exactly what to expect. We'd walk into a den of iniquity laid out like a user-friendly kitchen of the most though...
Sunday, December 28, 2014

Age appropriate

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I had just left the room for a moment. A millisecond to be exact. I didn't even see the wrapping come off the package, which ...
Sunday, December 21, 2014

Christmas spirit ... and other holiday casualties

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I can't find my Christmas spirit. I've looked for it everywhere. Somehow it's just gone missing. I hope t...
Sunday, December 14, 2014

Snow day

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Outside, the world looked like a juggled snow globe. Fat flakes swirl around in icy water, frantically at first and then slo...
Sunday, December 07, 2014

fixers and breakers

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My friend had just arrived. We had made plans to brave the cold and go for a brief jog through the neighborhood. … But I was...
Sunday, November 30, 2014

Saving grace

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Growing up, my family sat around the Thanksgiving table, bowed our heads and said grace: Bless us Oh Lord and these thy gifts … ...
Sunday, November 23, 2014

Cat fight

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What was I thinking? Bringing two cats to the veterinarian at the same ... Don't answer that. There was no time for that...
Sunday, November 16, 2014

Virtual tour

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Dinner was over, the kids had scattered, but we adults sat silently in place with our hands protecting the remaining swallows of our stem...
Sunday, November 09, 2014

Two old friends walk into dressing room ...

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It was an epiphany. And it hit me like a cartoon train. In a dressing room, at the mall, with a woman standing outside th...
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