He
always wins.
It's
just how it works.
She
may start out with the advantage, but eventually his strategic
maneuvering will overtake her in the end.
She
usually doesn't make a big deal of it; don't want to be a sore loser,
you know.
You
can probably picture the scene:
A
family of four is gathered around an out-of-the-way table at a local
public house, or pub for short. It's the early dinner hour, and aside
from a few patrons at the bar the place is quiet.
The
kids have reached the limit of their summer-time imaginations. The
parents have had it “up to here” with the stressors of the day,
including their now unimaginative kids. Everyone is hungry and tired
and antsy. The last thing either of them feel like taming is dinner.
Even strangers can see that this is the make or break moment.
The
waiter appears bearing menus and jokes that only add heat to the tiny
pressure cookers bouncing around in the booth. How long before they
turn from tender to falling apart is anyone's guess. The mom, out of
character, orders for everyone. And they wait. The smalls beg them
to play a game of checkers, which the smallest of the smalls runs off
to retrieve.
When
he returns he is trailed by his sister who is collecting the debris
of pieces left in his wake. He didn't bother to notice that the clasp
on the box was broken.
He
extracts the checker board and she dumps the handful of red, plastic
disks (some of which she fished out from under the booth of a couple
who, up until then, had been trying to have a quiet meal.
“I
call girls against the boys,” she hollers, after she shimmies out
from under their table and runs for “game central.” She imagines
the girls have an edge.
No
such luck. The boys win.
What
was lost in the game, however, is made up in timing as the food
arrives as the last checker is swept from the board.
They
eat. They chat. They consider how long they have until the meter
runs out on this the smalls talk them into playing just one game of
chess, citing an often used legal maneuver: The “you promised”
clause.
This
time the boy offers his game plan.
“Boys
against the girls.”
But
the rule of chess prove daunting. After three moves, the kids become
disinterested.
The
girl goes to ladies room.
The
boy turns his attention to his fortune cookie, the pub's official,
and complimentary, dessert.
He
asks for a quarter for the candy machine, dissappears and then
returns, with M & M-gooey hands, to climb Mt. Concentrating Dad.
Unsurprisingly
to everyone but the mother, who knows her husband to be unshakable in
his stratigic skills, he blunders forward.
Twice.
She
takes advantage. How could she not?
And
ends up winning.
For
the first time. ...
Ever.
She
is stunned, amazed and perhaps the happiest she's been in recent
memory.
Happier
than the time she found a parking space in the first-swoop of the
supermarket's clogged parking lot or when she found pine nuts on
sale.
Small
wonders like these always make her smile, and talk to strangers ...
Because
who knows when this will happen again.
He's
not the type to let her win.
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